What's a Bit of Facial Hair Between Friends?

MY PAST IS BASICALLY FULL OF MOUSTACHES.

(These being 2 examples..)

Never realised how much I love fake facial hair until I took a trip down memory lane into the ole photo archives and saw that at every possible point - birthdays, fancy dress etc - every possible excusable moment - I appear to be wearing a fake tash. And I flipping LOVE it.

So whilst feeling all warm inside about my favourite face accessory, I found that Lazy Oaf have this beaut on their website. It's basically all i could want in an item of clothing.